Thud. That'll be the postman. Ah, another baby-related offer for Mrs. Rula Miltiadous at this address.
Mrs. Rula Miltiadous doesn't live here. Mrs. Rula Miltiadous has never lived here, not since the house was built in 1937 or whenever. Why does she think she lives here ?
Please let me know if you are Mrs. Rula Miltiadous, or know where she lives. I'm in Southgate, London N14, and I live at house number 15. Maybe she wrote the wrong address somewhere, and my address is now on a list to get offers of things for a new baby.